WE ALL GET OLD IN THE END …

I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.

I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.

I decided to stop calling the bathroom the ‘John’ and renamed it the ‘Jim’. I feel so much better saying “I went to the Jim this morning”.

Old age is coming at a really bad time. When I was a child I thought β€œNap Time” was a punishment. Now, as a grownup, it feels like a small vacation.

The biggest lie I tell myself is …” I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”

I don’t have gray hair; I have “wisdom highlights”. I’m just very wise.

Don’t ever ask me to bend down and touch my toes. If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would have put them on my knees.

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven’t met yet.

Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice.

At my age “Getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.

Actually I’m not complaining because I am a Senager (Senior teenager). I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.

– I don’t have to go to school or work.
– I have a driver’s license and my own car.
– I get an allowance every month.
– I have my own ipad (although I can’t recall where I kept it).
– I don’t have a curfew.

‘Life is great’

I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can’t remember their names.

Now, I’m wondering … did I send this to you, or did you send it to me? πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@mercurytwin V

(Disclaimer: This may happen to me after three decades plus πŸ˜‰πŸ˜ or it happened already three decades earlier !! γ€°οΈπŸ˜)

8 Comments Add yours

  1. This was good. I kinda generally expect photographs from you… but posts like these are just greatπŸ’Ÿ

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    1. I do write a lots. But mostly on my business and market research reviews. This is my personal blog fully filled with photographs that i take on daily life i started as a time pass but it became hobby. Will write back some things when i am free and share. Thanks for appreciating. I value your comments. Cheers .

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      1. Oh! Great! Will get more to read. 😊

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      2. Yes some day soon ….. i will try

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  2. Kelly says:

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ

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    1. 😁😁🌷🌷

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  3. reemasandhu says:

    Very true,.
    Life is a beautiful if we meant to live.
    Really like it 🌻🌻🌻🌻

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    1. Thanks, glad you like it

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